QUICK HIT: YOUR LOLAJ MORNING TRAFFIC UPDATE

What, dear readers, have you been googling to find me? I will tell you some highlights:

• i hate diablo cody
• jodie foster
• they be stealin mah bukkit
  
• "lesbianism is a political ideology"
  
•  "lolcats" "jackie warner"
  
• diablo cody obnoxious
  
• diablo cody and her feminist politics
• the lighthearted feminism of a fine merlot
• is lolspeak racist
• dykes are the new fags
  
• genderqueer brooklyn hipster 2008
  
• h8 sex
• flds women sexual frequency
• lolesbians
  
• look, it's terrible, i know, but weakness really, really bugs me, to the point that if there is a wounded bird on the sidewalk, i look at it and i go: i think i'll just kick it
  
• roflcopter black white sex
  
• timeout ny christian siriano white trash

plus like a dozen permutations of samantha ronson and lindsay lohan.