Guanabee covered Thomas Beatie, our favorite pregnant man. AJ is pretty shocked at how ppl are not knowing anything about transsexuals (save that we r sum messes): "He was born biologically female, had sex reassignment surgery, and is now legally male... Thomas, who still has female genitalia, decided he’d carry their baby himself." LOL teh facts: ur doin it wrong! AJ forgives Guanabee, however, for having the funniest sentiment so far on this piece:
Seahorses are all, like, “Whatever.”It's true!
However, AJ recommends for the sake of his readership's mental health that nobody looks at the rest of the news coverage of Thomas Beatie, ESPECIALLY NOT FOX NEWS DON'T READ THAT ONE!!!!
In other newz, my girlfriend and I: we r TEH LAZY zomg. Does anyone want to buy an exercise machine thing?
AND NOW FOR A LITTLE BIT OF HISTORY: d00d, ppl have been worried about gentrification, I mean robots taking over harlem for a LONG ASS TIME. God robots ruin everything wtf.
Robots take Atlantic Avenue!
Council overrides Bloomberg's attempt to pwn section 8 tenants. WHO IS A TOOL NOW MIKE.
Racism in comic books upsets AJ the MOST EVAR. Racism should never exist in comics unless it involves homo superior being racist against the deserving str8 ppl, I mean regular humans.
Torture porn! That's hil-arious! In truth, AJ really enjoys appallingly violent movies, tho I'm not entirely sure why. Issues. I has dem.
But let's take a closer look:
Is there a masochistic as well as a sadistic component to the mayhem? In the same way that some women cut themselves (they say) to feel something, maybe some moviegoers need to identify with people being cut to feel something, too.wait wut? I missed the memo: it does not surprise me that the media imagines self-injury as feminized per se... I did not however realize we had come so far as to assume that cutting is exclusively a she-thing. roffle. Issues: women has dem! lol ladies, why is that anyway?
AND FINALLY: WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR IT--DID SHE??? YES! MAUREEN DOWD CALLS OBAMA MAGIC!!! LOLOLOLOL omg i didnt even read the rest of teh op-ed someone tell me if its good. o man she tots dwnd u obama. neway drink up ladies!
ok taht's all