Oh, my stars and garters, someone has started a project to translate THE ENTIRE BIBLE into kitty pidgin (that's lolspeak for you philistines amongst us). Truly I say unto you, this is the best thing I have EVAR seen.
It has also occurred to me that some of my nascent readership may appreciate a bit of background on the matter of kitty pidgin, so as to better understand why it constitutes the greatest accomplishment of the interwebs to date. So here you is:
And then it looks like icanhascheezburger.com has a more extensive article by David McRaney on l33tspeak and image macros which discusses lolcats/kitty pidgin.
Again, here is Wikipedia on leet.
And if you have ever wanted to learn how to SPEAK LEET, try this!
~AJ, droppin' knowledge