Wednesday, March 26, 2008

A HOT TRANNY MESS YOU SAY?

OK it seems lolAJ's readership really has its finger on the pulseness of America's hot tranny messes, which prompts AJ to make the following PSA:

TRANNIES R NOT BEING MESSES
mmkay ppl? (ok maybe some of us are sometimes messes)

HOWEVER since I am not one to resist acquiescing to popular demand, here r sum excellent trannies making headlines:

New York Post has TRANNY HEAVEN. Where do I sign up???

Baby Dee knows she r awsum even when sum ppl r h8ers. Wtf!

AJ thinks Christian Siriano will have to shut up about trannies on account of Nickelodeon's Kids Choice awards but will probably still come out of it with about ONE JILLION toasters.

lol this d00d might have a hot tranny mess on his hands before too long.

And finally, thanks to Kenyon Farrow's blog for showing the world what happens WHEN TRANNIES ATTACK. Tremble, cisgendered swine!


lol trannies will pwn u in t3h end.


UPDATED TO ADD: someone who actually does read the stuff I link to has pointed out that the Night of 1,000 Gowns, aka Tranny Heaven took place at the MARRIOTT MARQUIS. AJ would like to ask: What's disgusting? Union busting, duh. I know none of my readers would ever host their events at establishments as despicable as the marriott marquis, right guyz? ok now go tell the trannies that.

6 comments:

Xris (Flatbush Gardener) said...

Oooh, "cisgendered."

Chem-geek much?!

Xris (Flatbush Gardener) said...

Oh, gawd, the NY Mag piece takes me back ...

Many years ago, I spent a weekend at a gay camp in the woods in Pennsylvania with my best friend. We didn't know our visit coincided with their annual cross-dressers weekend. I had to take my friend aside when, in all innocence, he was trying to "dish" with the girls. And they were not having it. I had to explain they were not gay, and especially, they were not drag queens.

They were mostly straight, many married. One came with his wife, with TRUNKS of luggage packed into their little sports car. They all seemed to have at least three outfits a day. It was visibly a challenge to make one's way down the steep wooden stairs from the cabins without toppling over.

Best moment: We were all sitting around the breakfast table. Conversation halts, and all eyes turn to the last one leaving the cabin. She's wearing a black cocktail dress, black spike heels. I think there was even a little hat. Maybe there were pearls. One of us at the table states simply, "She's overdressed."

We return to our pancakes and eggs.

RG said...

more like scis-gendered

AJ said...

OK NOBODY UNDERSTANDS UR JOKES.

but since Im sure everyone was wondering:
http://dailystrength.org/c/Healthy-Sex/forum/2568596-south-park-scissors

alex said...

tranny & preggers!

http://jezebel.com/370376/the-brave-new-world-of-gender-nonconformity-pregnant-men

leave it to jezebel, those cisgendered, occasionally feminist messes...

AJ said...

we already talked about that. U FAIL!

jk "Will society ever be able to accommodate all the facets of the gender spectrum? Or will cases like Thomas's and Rey's always be a struggle for acceptance and personal freedom?" lol i am dying of profundity. ACCOMMODATE MY FACETS OR B PWNED!!!!

actually u win tho cause you blogged about christian siriano first.

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