Monday, March 24, 2008

your Monday roflcopter with lolAJ



lol @ Erica Jong!


HERE IS A PRETTY EXCELLENT AND EDIFYING GMAIL CHAT I HAD WITH MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER:

me: lol look what Huckabee says about black ppl: "you know what? Sometimes people do have a chip on their shoulder and resentment. And you have to just say, I probably would too. I probably would too. In fact, I may have had more of a chip on my shoulder had it been me."
wtf
Shawn: lol
i like him, sign me up
me: ya!
he also talks about how awful the segregated south was:
"And one other thing I think we’ve gotta remember. As easy as it is for those of us who are white, to look back and say “That’s a terrible statement!”…I grew up in a very segregated south. And I think that you have to cut some slack — and I’m gonna be probably the only Conservative in America who’s gonna say something like this, but I’m just tellin’ you — we’ve gotta cut some slack to people who grew up being called names, being told “you have to sit in the balcony when you go to the movie. You have to go to the back door to go into the restaurant. And you can’t sit out there with everyone else. There’s a separate waiting room in the doctor’s office. Here’s where you sit on the bus…
me: "you gotta cut them some slack" lol!
Shawn: lol who is this guy besides the most charming man on earth
me: lol u want his babies
Shawn: yup





ALSO: Who called it? AJ called it.

AJ : "[The New York Post is] is destined to be at the forefront of championing the lascivious details of the wiretap as they emerge" (AJ, "lolAJ: lolClient-9!!!!!". 11 March 2008 http://lol-aj.blogspot.com).

The Post: "Former law-and-order Gov. Eliot Spitzer took surveillance to a whole new level when he indulged in watching couples getting it on, a Brazilian madam said yesterday in an exclusive interview from her tropical hometown." (Nascimento, Christina et al, "Spitzer was a 'Peep' date." New York Post 24 March 2008, late city edition, p. 4).





AND IN OTHER NEWZ:

- uh-oh: the Advocate catches on to pregnant transmen (sayz: im in ur society messin wif ur binarisms). btw, AJ believes it is against the natural order of things for men to get pregnant... jklol!!

- "This is America. WHEN ORDERING, USE ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!" Cheesesteak shop owner Joe Vento confesses: "I did it for teh lulz."

- R U wondering how your neighborhood's gentrification is going? Play Gentrification Bingo with Miss Heather! Lolz are sure to be had by all! Hot spots to play Gentrification Bingo include Clinton Hill, where residents want MOAR GROCERIES PLZ so they can make their expensive sandwiches at home!

- Speaking of which: did u say NoProPaSo??? (It's more likely than you think!) LOL ALL UR NEIGHBORHOOD ACRONYM JOKES R BELONG TO BROOKLYN JUNCTION.

- As part of lolAJ's ongoing attempts to promote empowerment and knowledge, today we are positing a NEW WORD which I am calling:

lolschmerz (LAWL-shmerts) n. When you are filled with a burning desire to set a lolcats caption to something (us. a photograph) but are prevented from doing so due to "real life" constraints such as work, relationships, or the fact that you don't know how to get the pictures off your camera and into your computer. "Lolschmerz. I has it."

- AND IN CONCLUSION. Let us all take a moment to have a BIG LULZ at Bruce Ratner for the Atlantic Yards stall. (Bloggers: No duh.)




...by the economy!!








lol. fin.

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